Today's Sunday night/Monday morning (it's 12.18am). It's been a pretty good few days. I've been hanging out with Nicholas and his wife and kid and it's been nice. Seeing his kid makes me want to have one. Serious... The kid is really adorable and everyone who sees him just goes "awwww...". Nick and his family went back to Australia on Sunday morning. Hope they come back more often. I'd love to see them more.

Anyways.. back to the drinking stories. The plans have been made. Friday would be a drinking night. Vincent's birthday is on Sunday and we thought we'd get a head start on the drinking. As usual, we all state and agree that we're just gonna come out for a few drinks. I think we all know that's never gonna happen. But I guess we like to dissapoint ourselves that the drinking session will be slow and boring, and then drink like mad crazy asses and have a great time. Well.. that's what happened on Friday night.

So... I drive to Pavi for dinner with me parents and sister. After dinner, my mum and sis go kai kai and I drive my dad home. I drop him off, and drive back out. I leave my house at around 9 ish... and bloody hell, there's a jam at the NKVE Damansara exit. Takes me about 20 mins to get to Gashaus. But nevermind lar, still acceptable. Once I get there, I start sms'ing asking where everyone is lar. And soon, the gang starts pouring in. From me sitting there alone like a 'Sor Hai' which means 'Silly Vagina' (don't ask me how Vaginas can be silly) which means 'Dumbass', we end up being the biggest group in the pub. So.. attendance: Debs, Wendy, Rachel, Tai, Vince, Tissa, Jules, and me lar.

We drink loads of beer. I have no idea how many jugs. But I'm sure it was quite a lot lar. Tissa actually arrives late and as soon as he got to Gashaus, he suggested we order Whisky. High us obviously obliges. Jules is so excited bout the whisky he even claps. We order 2 bottles of Glenfiddich. I think they charged us RM550 nett for the 2 bottles. All I remember is the bill came close to 1 fucking grand. Kanineh... a thousand bucks drinking in a pub. If I remember correctly, we didn't drink both the bottles. But I'm pretty sure we finished 1. I still don't remember who suggested, but we ended up driving all the way to Coco Banana in Sunway. Tai and Rachel did not join us for round 2 of drinking.

We split up and drove 2 cars. Wendy and I drove. As she stays near to the place we are drinking at, she can go home straight after. Vince being the Birthday Boy goes with the gals. I drive the other 2 batangs Jules and Tissa. So... we get to Sunway and walk towards Coco Banana. We open a bottle of Chivas.

Honestly, I don't remember much of what I did in Coco Banana. I drank shit loads of beer in Gashaus and it was slowly but steadily getting to me. I don't even remember how much whisky I had in CB. Anyways.. we stay till the place closes. And as usual, drunkards look for food after a heavy night of drinking.

I know I was drunk, but I wonder who's brilliant idea was it that we should let Debra drive. Don't get me wrong, she's not a bad driver and we got to the supper place safely. But I do remember tires screeching when she was turning into corners. I think we were all too drunk to be afraid. Cause all I can remember was that everyone was laughing.

Anyways... we eat quite a lot. I know I did cause i felt absolutely bloated the next day. I don't remember much from the night. If i'm not mistaken, I got home at about 5 in the morning. One thing's for sure we all had a blast. Happy Birthday Vince...

Er... sorry ar. Don't remember the chick's name. SMDJ gal I think. Anyways.. cute lar ar..

Tai & Rachel. Soon to be married. They are a perfect match.

The waiter dude bringing us our liquor.

She layan taking photos. I think she can tell we're drunk.

The regular drinking gang. Queen Debs & the Dons... Vince & Tissa.

Wohoo... Lets down this shit.... after posing.

The sausage fest pic.

Whisky makes us happy.

A pic of the gang. Tai & missus cabut already.

1a.m. and it's time to drive to our second drinking session.

After parking my car, we walk to Coco Banana. Time to Partay!!!

The place was fucking packed.

Hell yeah... Drinkies galore...

All smiles...

Debs damn slim in this pic. Nice shot Tiong....

I think Jules needs a few more drinks.

He's smiling cause of the chicks... not the alcohol.

You see...

Bought Vince this Octopussy with some fibre optic light thingy on it. Someone's trying to feed it to him.

High Vince obliges.

And professionally strikes a pose.

The gals want a piece of the action. Debs, you look like pussy in boots in Shrek.

Tissa grabbing octopussy... and Vince supposedly licking Tissa's ear?

This woman is pure class. What can I say. Sigh...

Okay lar... you're classy also lar.

Octopussy sucking my finger.

Octopussy performing a blowjob. She's got loads of tentacles. Must put it to good use.

Octo's tired. Must give her a rest. Vince will never look at Octo the same ever again.

When the alcohol kicks in.. so do the smiles.

Wendy and I. Eh... quite secocok also wat.

Tissa looks like the player and Jules looks like he's just trying to get some of the action as well.

Debra... constipatedly victorious. Jules... relaxed & happy. Vince... Blurry blur.

Everyone seems to be holding their drinks but no one seems to be drinking them.

Yes.. drinking makes my eyes small.

Er... who the hell is that guy ar?

Yeah.. Coco Banana is filled with Ah Bengs & Ah Lians.

I have no idea "For What"

Crouching Tiger Hidden Debra.

Wendy aka Windy... I think we better "Pak Tor" lar...

Grrrr... We're drunk. Don't be messin with us.

Thanks for coming out gals. If it wasn't for you two, it would have been just a bunch of guys getting drunk.

Vince loves Octopussy. "I'll never let you go".

The place was closing... so I thought, why don't I just take a picture of an Ah Lian. And I did.

Debs driving my car. I think I sobered up after this ride.

Er.. I think I odered this. I don't really remember. Hehehe...

Vince looking mabuks.

Tissa concentrating on his food.

Jules looks like he's makaning quite a lot.

Drink, Drank, Drunk, Eating... but still can pose. She's a natural.

So... Who's birthday is next?