Drink, Drank, Drunk

Alright... it's been a rough few days. But I think I've gotten my sanity back. I'm back to my old ways... drinking. Tuesday was a bad day for me lar. Drunk and pissed off. Spent whole of Wednesday watching a TVB drama series. 20 episodes in total. Took me 15 hours, but I managed to watch the whole series in 1 day. The series?? It's "The King of Snooker". Honestly, not a very good show lar. But the gals in the show are cute. So I guess that helps.

As I have stayed home the whole of Wednesday, I had to do some shit on Thursday. The plan... Drink with Ah Chuan in Sunway at 6.30pm, drive to Waikiki and drink more at 9. The plan was pretty good. Start with cheap beer. And I mean really cheap beer. 100 bucks for 4 jugs of non watered down beers. There was only 1 problem... they don't serve food. Chuan said that they used to. But too bad lar, there is a damn bad jam outside, and no one is gonna go out to tah pau some food. So, what do us drunkards do... we screw the dinner and drink. Didn't drink much lar. we had 8 jugs of beer only. And I lost 70 bucks on gambling there. At 9.45, Ah Chuan suggest we cabut as it was his kid's birthday and he needs to be home.

I drag my ass to the car, 1/2 wasted and drive to Waikiki for the 2nd session. Meet up with Nikki, Steph, Rams, Jules & Ricks. I have 1/4 of a bottle left. We finish that easy. I order another bottle.. which we only consumed 1/4 of the bottle. By now.. I'm pretty wasted. Drinkies without dinner is a no no. Anyways.. after Waikiki, we go to Wine @ Nine which is a pool place. We shoot some pool and I have another 1/2 pint of Guinness. Fucks... even trying to finish the Guinness is a fucking task by itself.

Okays... enought of drinks for the night. I ask the gang to go supper but no one wants to layan my ass. I dunno why but when I drink.. I've got fuckin munchies. I just felt like having Hokkien Mee. I drive to Uptown and the restaurant is still open. Since I am alone, I do not get out of my car. I decide to drive back to Kota Damansara to "tah pau" the Hokkien Mee (cause hot food in plastic is bad and I rather tah pau from KD cause it's nearer and the less time the hot food is in plastic the better... go figure). I drive all the way to KD, fuck me and call me Amy... it's fucking closed. Since I am craving for Hokkien Mee so bad, I drive all the way back to Uptown again, tah pau the food (yes... it's still hot food in plastic), drive all the way back home, and enjoy the noodles.

Well... fucking drunk but still the food was good lar. I wake up the next morning, feeling like shit. Fucks... don't drink without dinner. I'm a regular drinker and even I can't take this kind of abuse.

Anyways.. Friday has come. my "brother from another mother"... Nick just got back from Australia. He calls me at 11 ish. I'm suprised that he's back. But I'm still mabuks from the night before. We decide to have dinner at 1.30. I drive to his house in Saujana. Nice crib. Nick, his mum, his wife Michelle, his son and I go to Mid Valley for lunch and jalan-jalan. Mid Valley gone mad wei... damn kau jam. Parking lots were all full. Lucky for me... Premier parking still had lots available. I always park there. Instead of 1 buck for the 1st entry, it's 5 bucks. But who cares, better than driving in circles, getting all stressed up and pissed off for 30 mins looking for a parking spot right?

Nick buys lunch. Nice lunchie... thanks bro. We proceed to jalan-jalan. His wifey and mum goes shopping while Nick and I walk around with his kid. He said that we look like the characters in "Two and a Half Men" which to me was fuckin hilarious. Har har... it did seem so. 2 guys with a kid. I must say... the kid thang, pretty good wei. I think I have never had so many gals give me the "awwww..." look before. I guess carrying the kid around (ppl think he's mine) gives gals the impression that if the guy has a kid, he's got a wife, if he's got a wife, he can't be that bad. Hmmm... I think I better start a "Kid for Rent Business". This shit might actually work.

Anyways, we get back to Saujana at 7 ish. Nick and I have dinner in Ara Damansara. Simple kopitiam food lar. I then drive him home, and I sendiri drive home as well. I'm home to change into jeans and shoes lar. Abu called and tells me he's in Vintry. A nice hangout and I didn't think my attire was appropriate. Get to Vintry and I wanted to park illegally by the road. When I got there, there were 3 police issuing summons for illegal parking. I saw Abu's car, immediately called him and asked him to move his car. He and Rueben dash out and move their cars before the summons were issued. Thank me wei. That's 100 bucks saved per person.

So... 3 of us makan the platter. Cheese, bread, raisins, fruits, nuts. Nice combo. We have some wedges as well. Abu had a bottle of Macallan. Nice single malt whisky. 12am and they wanna cabut as they have a friend's wedding to attend tomorrow morning. I sms my regularest drinking buddy... Julian. He's at Perfume in TTDI Plaza. I sms him and tell him I'll be coming over.

Suprise suprise... He's there with Vincent and 3 other chicks. Sweet... We have beers, I start telling jokes (what's new). Chit chat and chill there till 2 ish. They are closing so we're forced to cabut. We go to Uptown again for supper. I have Hokkien Mee for the 2nd night in a row.
We talk about old skool shows. Arnold Schwarzernigga in classics like "Running Man", "Conan", "Terminator" and "Total Recall". I think the whole place ar... only our laughters can be heard as we were trying to reenact the scenes from those movies. Bloody funny. Anyways... another good night. And next week, dinner with Andrea... one of the 3 chicks. Sweet...