Wednesday night. I dunno why, but I really feel like drinking. I messaged Jules in the evening asking him for drinkies. Jules layan me and agrees to meet up in Waikiki Too at 8.15pm. Since I didn't have anyone to makan dinner with, I decide to just eat at Waikiki Too. I get there at 8, order a chicken chop and a beer. Jules arrives on time. I gobble down my dinner and down my mug of beer.

Jules had a bottle from our previous drinking session. There isn't much left. I think maybe only 1/8 of a bottle. It doesn't take us long to finish it off. I proceed to order another bottle. As we're drinking, we meet Jackie who's there to drink with her friends. She sambung table with us and brings out her own bottle. Cindy then arrives as she smells the presence of Whisky.

The group swells to 8 people as Jackie's colleagues arrive. Although we sambung table, we actually don't talk to Jackie's friends. Not close mar. And we're on the anti-social side. Suprise suprise, Vincent sms Jules asking where we are drinking at. He was drinking in KL and wanted to continue drinking. He arrives and we drink as usual. Down. Down. Bottoms up. Woo hoo. It's always fun when we drink loads in a short period. We finish off the bottle pretty quick. So what do we do, yeah... you guessed it... open another bottle. Jules calls the waiter, lifts his hand, does the one sign with his finger and nods his head. The waiter brings another bottle. Well... since everyone was in a drinking mood, we actually finish the 2nd bottle pretty quickly.

As usual, hungry us look for a place for supper. Our choice... Damansara Hokkien Mee. Only Jules and I go as Vincent needs to wake up early and Cindy stays pretty far. Jules does the ordering. I love Hokkien Mee. It's the perfect way to end the night.


The price of a bottle now is RM330. Increased by 10 bucks. Oh yeah... RM330 is regular customer price. If you're not a regular, it'll set u back RM370 bucks.

Cheers. Lets down this shit and have an awsome night.

We still sober. The early part of the night.

The colleagues having fun.

All smiles. Alcohol must be kicking in.

A picture of the batangs.

Our ever friendly waiter. Always ready to serve.

Our favourite band. They play on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays.

One of the band members. He was born in Indonesia but spent most his life here in Malaysia.

Drinks and good music. No wonder they look so happy.

Lets just say we had a "spanking" good time

Vanessa popped by for a drink. Damn she's cute...

Vincent is mabukly happy.

Grrrr... I look like I'm trying to rip her arm off.

Dunno why.. but my new phone's camera sometimes takes darkish pictures.

Yeah... It's confirmed, we're high & having fun.

Jackie & Jules. She stayed sober this time. When she's drunk she's pretty hard headed.

A pic of the gals. Hang with the mabuks gang... make more new friends.

Cindy and her Gisele slippers.

We all know she's a drunkard. I think she drinks more often than me.

Vincent & Jules lose their eyes.

Eh... She also start mabuks liau.

She's always good company.

Hmmm... looks like I wanna "pok mong".

I eventually lose my eyes as well.

Lets grab some supper.

It's all clean. We were pretty hungry.

Pork soup with veggie.

The Hokkien Mee... or what's left of it.

The loh mee was not the most popular dish of the night. But we finished it in the end lar.

Woke up with a hangover today. Definitely not drinking tonight. Saturday will be another mabuks night. I wonder if I should drink tomorrow night...

Wednesday's night drinking will be posted tomorrow. For now, Arsenal news. Okay.. I'm hardcore.Arsenal is a great team. So far, they have sold 2 players... a forward an a defender. All they have signed is a central defender. They better bloody win a throphy this season. It has been a 4 year drought and I'm pissed off... Come on Gooners.....

Well... woke up at 11 ish. Lepaks with Adrian for the whole day. The guy's got a plan. A way to make some dough without forking out any. I've got confidence in him. Lets not talk about the plan in my blog till it actually works. If it does, I'll have some income for the 1st time in 2 months. And I need it.

Anyways... meet up with Ah Chuan at 5.45 in the snooker centre in Sunway. I'm fucking on form. We place a bet.. first to reach winning 3 frames wins. The bet... 4 jugs of beer. I whoop his ass. 1st frame, we don't even reach the colour balls. My 1st shot... I take 4 blacks and a blue. And for those who do not know snooker... that's 38 points. My one weakness though would be my cue. I'm useless without it. I have used it since Ah Yen (my x) bought it for me 10 years ago. I love the weight, the lenght and the feel. Without it... I'm hopeless.

Anyways... Chuan tells me that he and the gang are drinking in Sunway. He ask if I can drive Sotong to the pub. Cincai me obliges. Fucking biggest mistake of my life. I'm fucking stuck in a jam. In total, I have moved 1km in 30 minutes. I fucking hate jams. It drives me absolutely bonkers. I left the snooker centre at 7.15 and I get to Sotong's house at 7.50pm. Bloody hell. People... of you're planning to stay in Puchong... DON'T!!! Trust me on this. It'll be the biggest mistake of your life.

Anyways... pick Sotong up. He wants to eat and nice me drives him to the nearest restaurant to makan a bit before drinking. We then proceed to Platinum for our drinking session. When we get there, Ah Chuan is there with his brother Kevin & a friend Seamus. They have already consumed 3 jugs while waiting for us. Kevin challenges me to a game of pool. Loser drinks 1 mug of beer. I obviously win. He drinks up. Chuan challenges me to a game of 9 ball. I win again. I think I can't lose. Kevin & Seamus cabut early. Sotong suggest we play some card games & drink.

We move to the sofa. Everyone wins a bit.. loses a bit. It's like this. The winner doesn't drink... doesn't pay a dime. The one with the most card balance in hand either pays 10 bucks, or pays 5 bucks & drinks 1/2 a mug. The other player either pays 5 bucks or drinks 1/2 a mug. We play, we drink, we pay. The pot grows due to our inability to drink. We end up paying when we wanna avoid drinking. We actually order & drink quite a bit. But the bank grows to 100 plus bucks. We decide that we have all had enough to drink and we agree to chau the scene. Sotong's pissed drunk. Lucky for him, I drove his ass to Platinum Club and Ah Chuan is driving his ass back. Drinking with Kampung friends is always excellent...

The fucking jam. Please people.. don't stay in Puchong. I'd rather skin myself alive and feed my flesh to the dogs before I move to Puchong.

Still sober Sotong distributing the playing cards.

Cards, beer, ciggies & cash. A Chinese was definitely here.

I think Sotong wants us to leave him alone. Don't mess with a drunk Chinese.

We're all alone at the pub. Well... it is a Monday night.

Me & Sotong. He's a goner...

Cheers to a good night Ah Chuan...

Today's Sunday night/Monday morning (it's 12.18am). It's been a pretty good few days. I've been hanging out with Nicholas and his wife and kid and it's been nice. Seeing his kid makes me want to have one. Serious... The kid is really adorable and everyone who sees him just goes "awwww...". Nick and his family went back to Australia on Sunday morning. Hope they come back more often. I'd love to see them more.

Anyways.. back to the drinking stories. The plans have been made. Friday would be a drinking night. Vincent's birthday is on Sunday and we thought we'd get a head start on the drinking. As usual, we all state and agree that we're just gonna come out for a few drinks. I think we all know that's never gonna happen. But I guess we like to dissapoint ourselves that the drinking session will be slow and boring, and then drink like mad crazy asses and have a great time. Well.. that's what happened on Friday night.

So... I drive to Pavi for dinner with me parents and sister. After dinner, my mum and sis go kai kai and I drive my dad home. I drop him off, and drive back out. I leave my house at around 9 ish... and bloody hell, there's a jam at the NKVE Damansara exit. Takes me about 20 mins to get to Gashaus. But nevermind lar, still acceptable. Once I get there, I start sms'ing asking where everyone is lar. And soon, the gang starts pouring in. From me sitting there alone like a 'Sor Hai' which means 'Silly Vagina' (don't ask me how Vaginas can be silly) which means 'Dumbass', we end up being the biggest group in the pub. So.. attendance: Debs, Wendy, Rachel, Tai, Vince, Tissa, Jules, and me lar.

We drink loads of beer. I have no idea how many jugs. But I'm sure it was quite a lot lar. Tissa actually arrives late and as soon as he got to Gashaus, he suggested we order Whisky. High us obviously obliges. Jules is so excited bout the whisky he even claps. We order 2 bottles of Glenfiddich. I think they charged us RM550 nett for the 2 bottles. All I remember is the bill came close to 1 fucking grand. Kanineh... a thousand bucks drinking in a pub. If I remember correctly, we didn't drink both the bottles. But I'm pretty sure we finished 1. I still don't remember who suggested, but we ended up driving all the way to Coco Banana in Sunway. Tai and Rachel did not join us for round 2 of drinking.

We split up and drove 2 cars. Wendy and I drove. As she stays near to the place we are drinking at, she can go home straight after. Vince being the Birthday Boy goes with the gals. I drive the other 2 batangs Jules and Tissa. So... we get to Sunway and walk towards Coco Banana. We open a bottle of Chivas.

Honestly, I don't remember much of what I did in Coco Banana. I drank shit loads of beer in Gashaus and it was slowly but steadily getting to me. I don't even remember how much whisky I had in CB. Anyways.. we stay till the place closes. And as usual, drunkards look for food after a heavy night of drinking.

I know I was drunk, but I wonder who's brilliant idea was it that we should let Debra drive. Don't get me wrong, she's not a bad driver and we got to the supper place safely. But I do remember tires screeching when she was turning into corners. I think we were all too drunk to be afraid. Cause all I can remember was that everyone was laughing.

Anyways... we eat quite a lot. I know I did cause i felt absolutely bloated the next day. I don't remember much from the night. If i'm not mistaken, I got home at about 5 in the morning. One thing's for sure we all had a blast. Happy Birthday Vince...

Er... sorry ar. Don't remember the chick's name. SMDJ gal I think. Anyways.. cute lar ar..

Tai & Rachel. Soon to be married. They are a perfect match.

The waiter dude bringing us our liquor.

She layan taking photos. I think she can tell we're drunk.

The regular drinking gang. Queen Debs & the Dons... Vince & Tissa.

Wohoo... Lets down this shit.... after posing.

The sausage fest pic.

Whisky makes us happy.

A pic of the gang. Tai & missus cabut already.

1a.m. and it's time to drive to our second drinking session.

After parking my car, we walk to Coco Banana. Time to Partay!!!

The place was fucking packed.

Hell yeah... Drinkies galore...

All smiles...

Debs damn slim in this pic. Nice shot Tiong....

I think Jules needs a few more drinks.

He's smiling cause of the chicks... not the alcohol.

You see...

Bought Vince this Octopussy with some fibre optic light thingy on it. Someone's trying to feed it to him.

High Vince obliges.

And professionally strikes a pose.

The gals want a piece of the action. Debs, you look like pussy in boots in Shrek.

Tissa grabbing octopussy... and Vince supposedly licking Tissa's ear?

This woman is pure class. What can I say. Sigh...

Okay lar... you're classy also lar.

Octopussy sucking my finger.

Octopussy performing a blowjob. She's got loads of tentacles. Must put it to good use.

Octo's tired. Must give her a rest. Vince will never look at Octo the same ever again.

When the alcohol kicks in.. so do the smiles.

Wendy and I. Eh... quite secocok also wat.

Tissa looks like the player and Jules looks like he's just trying to get some of the action as well.

Debra... constipatedly victorious. Jules... relaxed & happy. Vince... Blurry blur.

Everyone seems to be holding their drinks but no one seems to be drinking them.

Yes.. drinking makes my eyes small.

Er... who the hell is that guy ar?

Yeah.. Coco Banana is filled with Ah Bengs & Ah Lians.

I have no idea "For What"

Crouching Tiger Hidden Debra.

Wendy aka Windy... I think we better "Pak Tor" lar...

Grrrr... We're drunk. Don't be messin with us.

Thanks for coming out gals. If it wasn't for you two, it would have been just a bunch of guys getting drunk.

Vince loves Octopussy. "I'll never let you go".

The place was closing... so I thought, why don't I just take a picture of an Ah Lian. And I did.

Debs driving my car. I think I sobered up after this ride.

Er.. I think I odered this. I don't really remember. Hehehe...

Vince looking mabuks.

Tissa concentrating on his food.

Jules looks like he's makaning quite a lot.

Drink, Drank, Drunk, Eating... but still can pose. She's a natural.

So... Who's birthday is next?