Queen Debra's Drunken Suprise Birthday Party

Wah.. Where do I start? Craaaaazy weekend. We've been looking forward to this weekend for quite a while now. Why you might ask? Well... Once reason and one reason only... Queen Debla's birthday has arrived. Why is this party gonna be different from other parties, this was a suprise party which has been planned for ages. All who know Debs have been informed of the party which is thrown by Terence with the assistance of Anisa & Su Lee. The party was to be held in Aman Rimba which is situated in Janda Baik. Janda Baik is known as more of an area with a lot of team building facilities. Terence managed to find Aman Rimba which I would say is the posh-ererest and classy-rerest (expensive-rerest also) in Janda Baik. As the most expensive birthday pressie I have ever known anyone to give to a close friend, Terence footed the whole bill (lets just say that if I wanted to pay for it, I would have had to stop drinking for like forever, starve for a few months, and sell my underwear). All the rest of the gang had to bring was booze. And I think Terence brought the most booze as well. Eh Terence... if you're reading this, we all damn 'pai seh' bro.

So... Anisa was the super organiser and Su Lee was the one following Terence to and back from Aman Rimba to make sure everything was in order before the big day. I met up with Terence & Su Lee after they had come back from Aman Rimba on Friday. We went to Bernard's and started drinking at about 3 ish 4 in the evening. Terence & I thought Su Lee on how to 'Chor Tai Dee' and I must say, she learnt the game pretty quickly. After hours of playing 'Big Two' we changed to playing British Pool instead. We spent about 70 bucks on pool. I was bragging about how good I was. Terence & I were pretty even on number of wins. Then came Su Lee. To my suprise, she kicked my ass. And not only did she beat me once, she beat me 3 times in a row. For an inferior gender, she is actually pretty good (Disclaimer: I'm joking about the inferior gender statement. I love & respect all women... who are pretty). We've had close to 10 jugs of beer by the time that Ramesh arrives at about 9 ish 10. He suggest we go to Waikiki Too to finish up the bottle of Black Label which he has. And if we get bored, we can go to Tao and check out some titties there. Jules and his Bates colleagues were at Waikiki as well. So we make our way to TTDI Plaza.

Okay... Alcohol & friends equals to a crazy binge drinking night. Debs and PL arrives a bit later. Kudos PL for coming out. She had jus got off the plane and came to Waikiki to mabuks with the gang. We all had to be careful to not mabuk and accidentally talk about the next day's party. As far as I remember, we finished off Ramesh's half bottle... Ramesh opens another bottle... Ricks opens a bottle... and another one appears out of nowhere. By the time we cabut, it was already 2 ish 3 in the morning. And we have to get up at 9am as we are all meeting up in Centrepoint at 10 to convoy to Aman Rimba. We are so screwed.

Get up at 9.30 in the morning still feeling drunk. Take a quick bath and make my way to Centrepoint. We meet at the mamak there and catch a quick bite. Terence, Nasir & Su Lee were already there eating. Nasir & I go to GreenMart and grab a carton of beer. It was pretty expensive but my duty free beer supplier was out of town and the only other person that has a supplier is Debs. But I can't be telling Debs that I need to buy some beer for her suprise party. So after buying the beer, and the rest of the gang arriving, we start our journey to Aman Rimba. We arrive at 11 ish. The caretaker dude shows us around. Terence start the drinking going by asking us to drink beer. So at 12pm, we start drinking again.

You might wonder how did we get Debs to come without suspecting anything. Well... the story is Jackie won some free rooms. So Kenny, Pik Ling, Debs and Jackie were gonna go lepak at the resort for the weekend. So Su Lee & Kenny were contacting each other, making sure that we have all the timing planned right. We did our 'Suprise!!!' practice. Terence wanted to make sure we get the timing correct. The dude was obviously excited. We waited and waited. But we were not bored. We were constantly being entertained by Nasir. All this time... I thought I was a funny guy. I have definately met my match. This guy is fucking hilarious. We were all laughing non stop from start to end. Finally... Debs arrived. We jumped out and gave her a loud 'Suprise!!!'. She was shocked and touched... she started tearing. Everyone gave her a nice birthday hug. Von passed her the 'Birthday Drink' which was suppose to be potent. But Queen Debla drank it as if she was drinking water.

There were some activities there. You can try the ATV buggy which Su Lee & I hopped on right after lunch. And you can go fishing as well... which all of us did. It was pretty easy to fish and good hearted Terence helped remove the hook on the fishes and released them back into the pond. We also talked to the parrot a lot (especially Su Lee). It says one thing and one thing only... 'Apa khabar'. During our 2 days stay, Su Lee stood in front of the parrot trying to get it to speak. I think Aman Rimba must have been shocked. All of a sudden, they had 2 parrots. You can regularly hear the parrot... and Su Lee repeatedly saying 'Apa Khabar'.

At night, we drank shit loads and sang Karaoke. We had a singing competition between the guys and the gals. The Karaoke machine actually keeps score on your singing tone & consistency. It was pretty much even stevens between the 2 genders. Jules arrives at 11pm at night after work for the party. Kenny suggested that Jules & I sing... versus Jackie & PL. Jules and I amazingly scored the highest among all. 95/100. We kicked the weaker gender's ass. Wohoo.... At 12 midnight, we went back to the drinking den and started playing charades. Julian's gang was very good. Terence, Nasir, Anisa & I lost. We lost bad. Absolutely got battered in charades. Drinking continued throughout the night till 5.30 in the morning. We then retired to our rooms.

Woke up at 10.30am for breakfast. All of us were tired. Talk also talk slow. Walk also walk slow. We all needed some coffee and food to help recover from the binge drinking. We were like Ultraman with the light on the chest blinking & beeping. Debra drank a bit too much and skipped breakfast & lunch. But she looked okay though. That's Queen Debra for you... looks best even when in her worst condition. So at 5pm, we make our way back to Pee Jay. Everyone was shit tired from having too much fun. I think we need an immediate holiday right after this holiday.

Overall... we all had a great time. Thanks Terence for inviting us. Thanks Su Lee & Anisa for all the planning. All I did was bring my ass there, shout 'Suprise!!!' and get my drunkass drunk.

"Happy Birthday Queen Debra". Wishing you a very very happy twenty 'censored' birthday.

Friday night mabuking session with the Bates gang.

That chick right at the back quite chun ar. But don't remember her name. I was already high by the time I got to Waikiki.

Young gals... me likey.

Debla & Lamesh.

Su Lee & PL. All the way from SG.

Jules & the original Wednesday Gang members.

Drunk and merry buggers.

I have no idea what we are looking at.

Jules with the gangsta look.

Ricks grabs every chance to take pics with chicks.

Hardcore PL & still sober Debs poses for one.

Ni macam Colgate advert ni.

Dan ni macam beauty pageant ni.

The Bates chick & dick.

The x colleagues pose before ending the night.

Aman Rimba which directly translated means Tranquil Forest... I think.

Clouds & mountains.

A swan in the lake. There are 4 swans in the lake. 2 white & 2 black. And they cost a total of RM18 thousand to purchase.

The 'Apa Khabar' parrot.

A turkey aka Ayam Belanda.

A nice small cosy swimming pool.

Su Lee tries foosball.

She's up against pro player Nasir.

And she goes for goal. Eh... actually, trying to stop Nasir from scoring.

A small river with ice cold water.

The gang checking out the surroundings.

The small lake which we fished in.

Our Haloween deco.

1st can of beer at 12pm.

Terence & Kim making some cocktails.

The view from the drinking deck.

The bottles of liquor we brought. And this is not all. There are a few more bottles of Vodka and 2 bottles of Champagne

Nasir blending in with the furniture to avoid being spotted in preperation for the 'Suprise!!!' greeting.

The organisers chilling and downing a drink or two.

Queen Debs chillling with the gang after her arrival.

We go for lunch after Queen Debs arrives.

And we remember to bring our beers.

PL is the 1st to catch a fish. Well done PL.

The Queen & Von going for a spin.

And off they go.

Happy Birthday Queen...

Birthday cupcakes. You can have the leaf, flower, rainbow or slippers.

After dinner and getting ready for Karaoke.

Terence chilling.

Only for a few minutes as Debra forces some Champagne on him.

And then she whacks the whole bottle.

And a quiet lunch the next day.

Some peacocks & the turkey hanging around.

PL and Su Lee feeds the birds.

And the following are videos from the event day. Enjoy...