My Insane Friends

Why are the people I hangout with insane? Read on and you'll know why....

It was Saturday afternoon and I was chilling at home. Muthu was still in KL and he wanted to go to Klang for Bah Kut Teh. I was suppose to join him but I did tell him the previous day that I sleep late and most likely will be still sleeping when he makes his journey to Klang. So the bastard actually doesn't call me. When I woke up at 11 ish, he was already on his way to Klang. So I laze around a bit more. Jules sms'es me asking me if I am thirsty. Sweet... I love afternoon drinking sessions.

Since Jules was gonna makan lunch with his parents, Debra and I meet up in SS2 for lunch. We go to Lorong Seratus Tahun for Kari Mee. Glutton me orders some fried tofu and lobak on top of my noodles (I'm still growing... sideways obviously). Hann comes over to pass me my HD. We wanted to wait for Anisa but she wanted to mandi first. So Debs and I make our way to Library @ Cineleasure to meet up with Jules first. Jules has 1/2 a bottle of Whisky left so cheapskate Debs and I freeload and 'assist' Jules in his quest to finish the bottle. Anisa arrives soon after and we pour her a glass as well. After Whisky, we had some Hoegaarden which is buy 1 free 1 till 6pm. Jules and I have 3 pints each. My sis then calls me stating that her car battery has gone flat. So Jules and I drive to Ikano, buy some jumper cables, drive to Selayang where her office is and jump start her car. We then drive to the pub 'W' to continue with our drinking session.

When you stop drinking for an hour plus, it's kinda difficult to get back in the drinking mood. We ordered a tower of beer and it takes us ages to finish it. Jules was telling Debs and Anisa how cool the Jager Bomb shots are here at W. So what do we do? Order some of course. We order 1 round and drink it easy. It's just like drinking Red Bull. There isn't a hint of Jager as the Red Bull overpowers it. We walk back to our table, have a sip of beer, look at the bartender, do the 1 sign, nod our head and walk back to the bar for round 2. We don't have much lar. Just one more after that. I have to wake up early the next day. It's kinda difficult to enjoy drinking when you are trying to stay sober. Tissa & Vince soon arrive and Jules sends my ass home.

I get home and watch Arsenal lose to Sunderland. I am bloody pissed off. I take my bath and start packing. I actually found it difficult to sleep. I think it's the bloody Red Bull's fault. I have a bad feeling tomorrow morning is gonna be hell. I wake up at 7 ish and take my bath. Jules actually sms'es me at 7.30am. I thank him for taking the trouble to make sure I wake up and not miss my Heng Tai duties. He sms'es me back stating that he just finished his breakfast and is going home now. Breakfast? at 7 ish? You mean you just finished drinking? WTF!!! Now... this is what I call hard fucking core. We start at 3pm 21st November... and you end at 7am 22nd November. That's 16 fucking hours. You guys are fucking insane. And from what I gather... you guys opened 2 bottles of Glenfiddich in Gashaus after you left W. Man... you guys are mad. At least Anisa made her way home after W. Crazy Debra stayed at Gashaus with the guys till 6.30am. Debs... remember the day me, you and Vince were at Gashaus till 5am? You were pretty fucked the next day. Although you didn't have to work the next day this time, 6.30 fuckin morning is still gone mad wei.

Anyways... did my 'Heng Tai' thang in the morning lar. As usual, I stand around and don't do much. I was still pretty tired from the lack of sleep. The good thing about this bang door session was that the games were simple. We were not forced to eat or drink stuffs which are meant to torment us. It was actually the opposite. Instead of the usual Wasabi Sandwiches, they gave the guys Cheese & Mayo Sandwich. Kudos gals... you are one of the few who have grown up and know that all that dumbass acts which the 'chi muis' force 'heng tais' to do are lame and childish. We're done by 10 ish and we all depart back to Teluk Intan.

I take a nap once I arrive home. The dinner was suppose to start at 6pm and I know that I'll be pretty fucked up if I don't sleep. I do arrive for the dinner on time. But as usual, the dinner starts late. By 7, the 1st dish comes out. Our table gobbles all the food pretty quick. The food was actually really good. Drinking.... not so. Loads of alcohol, but no crazy drinkers. Everyone prefers to sip and chat. Sigh... I do end the night with 1/2 a glass of neat brandy. The groom and I shared a full glass. I actually didn't expect him to drink 1/2 a glass of Brandy. Well done mate... Well done...

After dinner, we proceed to the groom's house to lepak. I grab a few more cans of beer and gamble. As usual, I lose in gambling. It's like I know that if I whack myself on my head it'll hurt. But I seem to just wanna whack it anyway.


Jules & Debs at Library at 3pm. As you can see... it's still fucking bright.

Assistance needed to finish 1/2 bottle of whisky. Assistance provided...

Anisa arrives after shopping.

No more Whisky to freeload on. Let the Hoegaarden-ing commence.

Anisa wondering why there are so many malat lous in W.

Where there are pub gals... guys will come. Like bees to honey... like rabbits to carrots... like flies to shit. You get the picture lar...

Yes... she wore this from noon till 6.30am. Got perfume ar Debs?

Standing there waiting for the Jager Bomb shots.

Lined up to perfection. With each round... we kissed 80 bucks goodbye.

I grab a pic with the gals before I call it a night.

Beng Soon and his gorgeous bride Peik Ching.

They are very secocok.

Everyone's playing with my awesome goatee. Oh yeah... this Kah Mun ar, never ask him to do anything at all the whole night. All I ask of him is to take a pic for me, and he manages to take one with someone walking pass. Nice work Kah Mun.