First of all. Fucks!!! I bought the number 8718 at the gaming counter "Magnum". The number that came out was 7718. I bought 10 bucks big and 10 bucks small. If only the 1st number was 8, I would have been 2 thousand bucks richer. Well... fate lar... (Oh yeah... please don't judge me. I've already gave up betting on Football, Tennis, Badminton, Golf, Basketball, Volleyball, Snooker, Pool & Beauty Pageants. So I am a changed man. Buying Magnum, Toto and 1+3D is something I indulge in once in a while).

So... the cast of the night. Julian, Vincent, Tai, Me & a gal that wants to remain anonymous (er, lets just call her... Windy). Initial plan... Drinkies with Windy at 8.30pm. I'm obviously excited. Chick wor... who wouldn't. I spend my day watching the eclipse, fixing my car, having lunch with my x boss, going for a haircut (must look good mar), watching Simpsons, taking a nap and eating.

I wake up at 7 ish and Jules calls 10 mins later. His plan, dinner at New Paris (a restaurant with good food.. and the food is served fast, and I mean lightning fast). So... I make my way to the restaurant located in SS2. I order Sweet & Sour Fish, he orders Watermelon Chicken and I order "Fu Yuee Yau Makk". Er... I'm not sure how to pronounce it in English. It's basically a veggie cooked in some fermented paste. All the dishes were biasa lar. The only one which was a bit different was the Watermelon Chicken. Sorry ar... no pics. My camera only comes out after a few drinks. Anyways, I sms Windy to confirm the time. She says that she'll arrive at Sid's between 9.30 - 10.00. Jules and I finished dinner at 8.55. Jules tells me that if we're staying at the restaurant, he'll leave my ass there, but if I want, we can grab a beer while I wait for Windy.

We drive to Gashaus in TTDI which is at the same row with Sid's. We get there at about 9.15 and I sms Windy that I'm at Gashaus grabbing a beer. Lili Lala.. Julian gets a call. Vincent and Tai are looking for a place to drink. Jules tells Vin that we're at Gashaus and that he'll be leaving at 11 cause tomorrow is his dad's birthday and he wants to go home early. They want an early night too so they make their way to Gashaus. By the time Vin and Tai arrives, Jules and I have drunk close to 2 jugs. Vins orders another jug which he and Tai consume. A bit later in the night, Windy arrives and joins the guys. We obviously order more beer.

So as usual lar, we drink and chat. Then Windy gets bored and decides to measure the diameter of our penises (hmmm... that sounds better than dicks). She whips out some serviettes, makes a triangle, places it on the nail of our thumb and proceeds to tear it up according to the lenght of our thumbnail. Well... this part gets a bit wierd. (disclaimer: the sizes shown are not small but huge till proven otherwise).

Vincent has a square penis. I'm pretty sure it's difficult to find a keyhole for this key.

Tai... typical asian lar (please remember the disclaimer above).

Jules... lets just say Malaysian women are a lucky bunch.

Er... this is mine. First of all.. no vaginas will be able to accommodate this penis design. Secondly... if this really did exist, I would have cuts on my right hand. Hehe... Myth lar har...

We all had a good laugh lar. As usual, alcohol is never dissapointing. By the time we leave Gashaus, it's already pass midnight. Initially, Tai wanted to go for a nice heavy supper. The Pork Soup and Hokkien Mee. But as Jules wanted it to be an early night, and Vince was feeling kinda lazy, we went for the next bext option... "Lok-Lok". We all whack quite a bit. And it was good as usual.

Pork balls on a skewer... plus veggies. Well... we are a healthy bunch (that drinks like there is no tomorrow).

Vincent enjoying the Lok-Lok and Windy's sexy legs.

After makan, we all make our way home. My gas was running low. So I had to make a detour before I drive home. Luckily I was sober. I have done this numerous times. I'll pump petrol when I'm drunk, and I'll remember about it the next morning, and I'll wonder if I made sure the transaction was ended. Damn scared that I did not put the nozzle properly, and then the next guy comes and pump petrol for free, and then he brings his friends and pumps petrol for free, and they bring their relatives and friends and pump for free... you get the picture lar. I'll be screwed. Broke with a hangover.

Pumping diesel. At Rm1.70 per liter, it's not worth driving a diesel anymore.

This is the damage. And the tank isn't even empty yet. With road tax costing me RM898 per year, tires costing me 350 bucks each, if getting fucking expensive to maintain my truck.

My sis did tell me to sell the truck as we have another spare car at home. But the things is, trucks has no second hand value and I'll be losing a lot of money due to depreciation. I'll just have to keep it for now.

So... my life is always about things to look forward to. What is there for me to look forward to? 1st of all, drinking session this Friday. Guaranteed gila babi drinking... cause it's Vincen't Birthday. 2nd, a nice beach holiday in Penang. Suppose to go to Pangkor Laut Resort in Pangkor Island... but the rooms are fully booked due to the school holidays. Well, going somewhere is better than nowhere...

Monday night. I think. I've really lost track of what day it is. Everyday seems the same to me. I wake up early today. I actually get up at 10am. Nowadays, I've got cravings. I can't explain it. I'm not pregnant (pretty sure of that). I had cravings for Hokkien Mee a few days back. I had cravings for peanut soup on Sunday. I had cravings for Baked Beans today. So... after mandi, I drive to the kopitiam and buy a packet of economy rice filled with Baked Beans. Drive home... and absolutely enjoyed it.

After lunch, I go back to my room and go online. Sandy messages me on MSN and we chit chat. She's not feeling well and she's home in Puchong. I ask her to come out for some tea. As she hasn't had lunch yet, we decide to meet up in Puchong for lunch. I start my truck and there seems to be a problem. The engine warning sign is out and the turbo is not kicking in. I call Sandy to delay the lunch. I drive to my mechanic in Kelana. He tells me to drive to the EON service centre instead, since my car is still under warranty. I decide to makan with Sandy 1st and fix my truck later.

We meet up at Hailam Kopitiam. She makans her Hainanese Chicken Chop and I have my half boiled eggs. We chat till around 4pm. I then drive to Glenmarie to fix my truck. When I arrive, the recep says that they can't fix my truck cause they get off work at 5. I tell her I just want to make sure I can drive it tomorrow without the truck blowing up. She gives me a ticket and I wait for my turn. The service was fucking bad. No one to at the consultation desk. I sit there for 1/2 an hour. Pissed off with waiting, I leave. I rather drive home before the traffic becomes really bad.

I'm home at 5 and I watch "Simpsons" and "Two and a Half Men". Both brilliant shows. After the shows I grab dinner with Jules and Joe in Vicchuda in Uptown. After that, we proceed to Gashaus in TTDI for beers. After a few jugs, Ricks arrives. Joe has an early morning tomorrow so he chaus the scene. So Jules, Ricks and I drink. We talk about old cartoons, toys and how life used to be for the 3 of us. A bit later in the night, Ee Han & Jesse joins us. Jesse the chick actually looks kinda like my x colleague Tania. Anyways... I proceed to tell my jokes (as usual lar). Everyone has a good laugh.


Jesse & Ee Han. Both damn sober lar. Come so late.

Ricks & Jesse.

Group pic without me. What to do... cameraman mar...

After drinkies, I drive to the Taman Tun Ramli burger. I have my usual... Ayam Double Special Cheese. Another good night. What's there to look forward to tomorrow?

It was a Saturday night. Wasn't really planning to drink. I was gonna catch a movie the next day. Harry Potter... but I had no idea what time the movie starts. As I drank on Friday night, I don't wake up early. I wake up at 1pm... go downstairs for lunch... go back upstairs and watch TV and... "drum roll..." sleep again. Nikki calls at 4pm and suggest we have dinner. I agree and go back to sleep. She calls at 6pm and I'm actually in deep sleep. Blur me wakes up and washes up. She picks me up for dinner. We pick Steph up for dinner as well.

We go to a restaurant called "Hoi Thong". The food there is okay lar. It's actually located in Sea Park. After dinner, Nikki and I go to Wine @ Nine for pool. Steph says she'll drive over and join us later. I love pool. And I love kicking gal's ass in pool. But Nikki is a pretty good player. She actually beat me in a few games. Kudos asshole. Hehehe... Anyways.. Steph joins us after we've been playing for quite a bit. I jadi cikgu lar and start teaching her some basics. Either I'm damn good at teaching or she's gifted. She pots most of the straight balls.

I call abu at 11. The guy was suppose to join us for drinkies since his wifey is not around. He went to the Man United game in the evening. He goes home for a bath, the the fucker falls asleep. He says he's tired and he needs to go to church the next day. So he flies kite. Julian comes over thinking that Abu is around. Jules thought he can catch up with the bugger. They used to be neighbours. But nowadays, I seem to be the middle man. I hangout with both of them, but they rarely see each other. So... with Abu not coming, we then proceed to Waikiki Too for further drinkies. I've got 3/4 of a bottle left there...

Needless to say, we finish the bottle. Jules buka one more bottle. And if he remembers correctly, we actually drink more than 1/2 a bottle. So 2 jugs of beer plus ample whisky to get a horse drunk, we decide that we've had enought and supper sounds like the best option


Cikgu Tiong giving some pool lessons.


Steph looks like a pro wei.

Nikki with the classic gal's stance. Looks damn pro right...

Me making sure I kick gal's asses.

Sitting my ass at the chair coz I've lost. Sigh...

Soon to turn Pro Steph Chin...

Group pic with Steph eating the cue stick.

Nikki happily taking pic with stud Jules... He's still sober... so no teeth exposure yet.

I'm always happy to take pic with chicks.

Sperm.. I've got loads of them. That's the only thing I'm rich in.

So ngam Lynnsay is chilling at Waikiki as well.

My foot is obviously the longererest.

I do not remember why we took pictures of our foot. But this is Julian's foot.

Mine with my white socks on.

Nikki's foot as well. Hmmm.....

Posing with one of the staff. He damn steady... keeps refilling our popcorn.

Mabuks as usual. Julian showing his choppers.

The happy drunkards.

If I remember correctly, his name is Andy. A Scot. I was trying to speak like Gerard Butler the whole night. Scot mar...

Like I said... after drinkies, we went to Dharoos for supper. I was drunk as usual. I think we ate quite a lot. Well... I know I ate a lot cause I was full of shit the next day. Literally...

Alright... it's been a rough few days. But I think I've gotten my sanity back. I'm back to my old ways... drinking. Tuesday was a bad day for me lar. Drunk and pissed off. Spent whole of Wednesday watching a TVB drama series. 20 episodes in total. Took me 15 hours, but I managed to watch the whole series in 1 day. The series?? It's "The King of Snooker". Honestly, not a very good show lar. But the gals in the show are cute. So I guess that helps.

As I have stayed home the whole of Wednesday, I had to do some shit on Thursday. The plan... Drink with Ah Chuan in Sunway at 6.30pm, drive to Waikiki and drink more at 9. The plan was pretty good. Start with cheap beer. And I mean really cheap beer. 100 bucks for 4 jugs of non watered down beers. There was only 1 problem... they don't serve food. Chuan said that they used to. But too bad lar, there is a damn bad jam outside, and no one is gonna go out to tah pau some food. So, what do us drunkards do... we screw the dinner and drink. Didn't drink much lar. we had 8 jugs of beer only. And I lost 70 bucks on gambling there. At 9.45, Ah Chuan suggest we cabut as it was his kid's birthday and he needs to be home.

I drag my ass to the car, 1/2 wasted and drive to Waikiki for the 2nd session. Meet up with Nikki, Steph, Rams, Jules & Ricks. I have 1/4 of a bottle left. We finish that easy. I order another bottle.. which we only consumed 1/4 of the bottle. By now.. I'm pretty wasted. Drinkies without dinner is a no no. Anyways.. after Waikiki, we go to Wine @ Nine which is a pool place. We shoot some pool and I have another 1/2 pint of Guinness. Fucks... even trying to finish the Guinness is a fucking task by itself.

Okays... enought of drinks for the night. I ask the gang to go supper but no one wants to layan my ass. I dunno why but when I drink.. I've got fuckin munchies. I just felt like having Hokkien Mee. I drive to Uptown and the restaurant is still open. Since I am alone, I do not get out of my car. I decide to drive back to Kota Damansara to "tah pau" the Hokkien Mee (cause hot food in plastic is bad and I rather tah pau from KD cause it's nearer and the less time the hot food is in plastic the better... go figure). I drive all the way to KD, fuck me and call me Amy... it's fucking closed. Since I am craving for Hokkien Mee so bad, I drive all the way back to Uptown again, tah pau the food (yes... it's still hot food in plastic), drive all the way back home, and enjoy the noodles.

Well... fucking drunk but still the food was good lar. I wake up the next morning, feeling like shit. Fucks... don't drink without dinner. I'm a regular drinker and even I can't take this kind of abuse.

Anyways.. Friday has come. my "brother from another mother"... Nick just got back from Australia. He calls me at 11 ish. I'm suprised that he's back. But I'm still mabuks from the night before. We decide to have dinner at 1.30. I drive to his house in Saujana. Nice crib. Nick, his mum, his wife Michelle, his son and I go to Mid Valley for lunch and jalan-jalan. Mid Valley gone mad wei... damn kau jam. Parking lots were all full. Lucky for me... Premier parking still had lots available. I always park there. Instead of 1 buck for the 1st entry, it's 5 bucks. But who cares, better than driving in circles, getting all stressed up and pissed off for 30 mins looking for a parking spot right?

Nick buys lunch. Nice lunchie... thanks bro. We proceed to jalan-jalan. His wifey and mum goes shopping while Nick and I walk around with his kid. He said that we look like the characters in "Two and a Half Men" which to me was fuckin hilarious. Har har... it did seem so. 2 guys with a kid. I must say... the kid thang, pretty good wei. I think I have never had so many gals give me the "awwww..." look before. I guess carrying the kid around (ppl think he's mine) gives gals the impression that if the guy has a kid, he's got a wife, if he's got a wife, he can't be that bad. Hmmm... I think I better start a "Kid for Rent Business". This shit might actually work.

Anyways, we get back to Saujana at 7 ish. Nick and I have dinner in Ara Damansara. Simple kopitiam food lar. I then drive him home, and I sendiri drive home as well. I'm home to change into jeans and shoes lar. Abu called and tells me he's in Vintry. A nice hangout and I didn't think my attire was appropriate. Get to Vintry and I wanted to park illegally by the road. When I got there, there were 3 police issuing summons for illegal parking. I saw Abu's car, immediately called him and asked him to move his car. He and Rueben dash out and move their cars before the summons were issued. Thank me wei. That's 100 bucks saved per person.

So... 3 of us makan the platter. Cheese, bread, raisins, fruits, nuts. Nice combo. We have some wedges as well. Abu had a bottle of Macallan. Nice single malt whisky. 12am and they wanna cabut as they have a friend's wedding to attend tomorrow morning. I sms my regularest drinking buddy... Julian. He's at Perfume in TTDI Plaza. I sms him and tell him I'll be coming over.

Suprise suprise... He's there with Vincent and 3 other chicks. Sweet... We have beers, I start telling jokes (what's new). Chit chat and chill there till 2 ish. They are closing so we're forced to cabut. We go to Uptown again for supper. I have Hokkien Mee for the 2nd night in a row.
We talk about old skool shows. Arnold Schwarzernigga in classics like "Running Man", "Conan", "Terminator" and "Total Recall". I think the whole place ar... only our laughters can be heard as we were trying to reenact the scenes from those movies. Bloody funny. Anyways... another good night. And next week, dinner with Andrea... one of the 3 chicks. Sweet...

Mr & Mrs Sotong taking my money playing "Big 2" at Platinum Club.

Lose a game, pay up & drink up... as shown here my our male model Ah Chuan.

And Sotong drinking his fair share as well.

Each and every sofa sitting at Platinum Club comes with your personal TV.

Drink till 10 and forced to drive fast to Waikiki... I'm late!

Bottle number 2. Another RM320 bucks on it's way to being converted to popped brain cells and piss.

Steph looking realli cute...

The snack. Ikan Bilis with cili padi. As usual, I only take pics once it's finished.

Me and the x Microsoft chicks.

Aaaa..... The alcohol is getting to me...

Nikki used to drink with us very often. She's good company.

Ricks & Jules makes a late appearance.

Playing pool at Wine @ Nine.

Jules playing pool. Not a common sight.

Pool chicks are HAWT...

Pool dicks are... Er.... Dicks?

Liquid gold. Will we ever get bored of it? I doubt.

Me waiting for my turn.

Sizing up her opponent.

Ricks giving handbag modelling a go.

The usual Tiong Shots. Side boob...

Ass shot...

The "drive here and there" Hokkien Mee. I think the trouble taken made it taste better.

My bro Nick and his kid. 7 months old. He's a chick magnet.... I'm gonna need to loan him for a few days...