Hideous Feet Competition

Don't ask me why... but we're having a competition for ugliest feet. Please view the pics below and vote for your favourite ugly feet. We'll just name them to make it easier for you.


We'll call this fella "Naked"

We'll call this fella "Quicksilver"

We'll call this fella "Crocs"

We'll call this fella "Reef"

And we'll call this fella "Asadi"

I'm sure I'll be the loser of the "Ugly Feet" competition because my feet look great. Hehe...

Thursday night. I can drink as much as I want as I am now jobless and I can sleep till the sun burns my ass. So I call my buds from Teluk Intan and meet up with them in Puchong. They regularly drink in a pub called Jenga. I realli have no idea why they like the place so much. A jug of beer cost 40 bucks and the waitress are... lets say, not young. I guess having karaoke is a plus point for them. Chuan always likes to sing songs sung by Chinese singers who are ugly with long hair. I have no idea why, but when I look at the tv screen... the singers are the typical Ah Bengs. So as long as u see the MTV of a singer who is ugly with long hair, it's Ah Chuan's turn to sing. Drinking in Jenga is proof that it does not matter where you drink... it's who you drink with.

State of the art washroom ventilation system.

The not so impressive looking throne.

All the guys playing dice and cards in order to get the rest to drink more.

Chuan looking merry.

Soh Thong Hee aka Sotong singing his heart out.

Sotong still singing...

Sotong wasted and feeling cold. Har har har...

The only problem with drinking in Puchong is that it's bloody far from my house but the pub feel and company makes it all worth while...

Well... yesterday was thursday and me and my x colleagues had dinner at Yuen Steamboat. The place is bloody packed. I tried the bbq chicken which the restaurant is suppose to be famous for. People actually crowd around waiting to grab it once it comes out from the kitchen. I have no idea what the fuss is about. It's bbq chicken ppl.... Chillex... Anyways, it was good to hang with me x colleagues. My boss Adrian, x staff Choe & Shahril, Chloe, and also Kenny Chai were there. Chatted a bit and laughed a lot. What a nice bunch of people. We ate so much... we were pretty stuffed. Here are some pics from Yuen Steamboat...


What a mess... We all ate damn chatt a lot.

Choe & Shahril. Shahril was still eating because he was bloody late. Suppose to meet at the restaurant at 7.30 but the fella arrived at 9 ish.

Chloe & Kenny Chai... Sorry Chloe, I know... not a very flattering picture. Hehe...

Uncle Adrian and Uncle Choe... Pretty much makan till cannot move liau.

Overall a great night with me x colleagues. I guess... when I get pissed off and think that I have obtained nothing from my x company, I actually did. I've got great friends. Cheers guys...

The Early Mabuk Day

Okays... here are some pics from a few days back. The story starts like this. Someone had the brilliant idea to start drinking early on a Friday. There is this place called "The School". They've got realli cheap beer which starts at 4pm and gets more expensive by the hour. If my sober mind remember's correctly... it's something like 22 bucks for a jug or sumtin.

So... we're not hardcore enough to start drinking a 4pm. We actually start at 4.55pm. Fred was already there with a beer and book in hand when I got there. I ordered a jug and started drinking. Then came along Vincent looking casual (he was on leave) and ready to drink. So the 3 of us drank whilst waiting for King Jules to arrive...

By 9 ish... the group swelled to like 9 people. So as usual... as the night progresses, we start drinking more and more at a faster pace. The one thing I don't fancy about drinking early, is that the night ends earli. by 11 ish, we were pretty wasted (or maybe just I). Here are some of the group pics from the night...

Ahh... Ain't life great with babes, buds & booze... Triple B... Nice...

For the first time ever, I'm actually gonna be talking about food. Me mates and I jus had dinner in Kelana Jaya at a restaurant called Talipon. It's actually a buffet dinner where you just pay 23 bucks and you can eat all you want. It's a Korean BBQ with a steamboat in the centre. As you can see from the pic below, it ain't one of those "hi crass" places. The food is pretty alright for the price you pay. I usually go eat there with Jules. Today, the kembar Wongs joined us. Chuen joining us.. okay lar, can accept. But high class Abu actually came as well. Jules and I were as suprised as his brother that he actually stooped to our eating standards.


The base is already covered in carbon as we have been cooking for quite a bit.

The light brownish thang is chicken marinated in satay sauce. It taste better than it looks. Seriously...

Ah Ju in action...

Abu waiting for us... his humble servants to cook the food for him.

Chuen eating... and eating... and eating...

Good dinner. Ended up chatting there till 10.30. I think we stayed for like 3 hours talking about the good old days. Hmmm... not much to write about. I guess my writing inspirations only comes when I'm wasted. No worries.. I'll be drinking tomorrow from 5pm onwards till late. So I do expect to be pissed drunk tomorrow. Updates tomolo...

Well... it was a Friday night and I was suppose to watch Angles & Demons. I bought the tickets online and I was suppose to watch it with 7 other friends. Bloody tickets cost RM11.50 each... more expensive than buying it at the ticketing counter. Till today, I still do not understand why GSC has decided that buying tickets online (in which they save on manpower) should cost more than buying it over the counter. But I'm a sucker when it comes to paying for convenience so I might bitch about it, but I'm still gonna buy the tics online.

Went to Curve with Adrian because he had invites to this local Malaysia show. Er.. Malaysia Dreamgals or something like that. I went to Curve early to grab the entry passes early. The show itself... er, boring. The gals... Ugly... Coming from a guy who is not the best looking guy in town, you have a rough idea of how hideous they were. Adrian and I decided to fuck the show and we walked off once we saw all the gals strut their stuff on the runway. We proceeded to have dinner at 8 ish. Finished dinner and it was around 9. Since I had close to 3 hours to burn before the midnight show starts, I call my drinking buddy Julian.

Drive to Gashaus and started with a beer. Told the guys I'm just there for a few drinks and that I'll be catching a movie later. They all tell me,'Pls lar Tiong... don't lie to yourself cause you know u're staying here and you're gonna miss the show". I assure them that I will go cause I want to watch the show. As I'm drinking, Danny calls me and ask me where I'm at. I told him I'm grabbing a few drinks and I'll meet him at the cinema. After finding out that I'm drinking, he ask me for the ticket purchase number in which he can pick up the tickets. I sms'ed him the number but at that moment, I was still sure I was gonna go for the movie.

Started chatting with 2 gals who are friends of Jules. Andrea and Annie were a friendly bunch. Gave them a dose of my pick-up lines and dirty jokes. Exchanged some jokes with Annie (her jokes are pretty good... but mine are better. hehehe...). As usual.. I start drinking more and more as the night progresses. Here are some pictures of that drunken night.




Tissa liau-ing his drink...

I love my whisky...

Huh... The WTF look...

Jiggly Joe and Vincent hanging...

Jules must have got a damn 'kau' mixture of whisky green tea...

Tissa and I mabuking as usual...

Needless to say... you can guess the outcome of the night. I obviously missed the show. We had a few beers and 3 bottles of whisky. I was damn hungry and I ordered a pork knuckle. Whacked most of it (i think). As I keep on telling ppl I'm TI (cause I'm from Teluk Intan and my name is spelt TI-ong), Vincent ask me to show some of TI's moves. Drunk me damn layan all request and I started to dance in the pub. My homies tell me that there were not many customers in the pub as it was already pretty late. Lucky for me, cause I'm sure my actions would be frowned upon. Hehehe... Another good mabuks night...

Selamat pagi... it's 2 in the morning and life's good. Had 6 pints (i think) of Guinness and some supper. Now I'm back home after me bath. Met up with Jules (my regular drinking guy) and Ricky (on and off drinking guy). Gals joined us after that.. namely Cheryl, Po Li, and Fei (hope I got ur names right). And here are some pics of the night...

Faye layan-ing the brother hand shake...

The 3 gals we were hanging out with. In turutan from left to right... Po Li, Cheryl and Fei...

Jules and I. He doesn't look amused. Hey wait... this is my blog. I can say whatever I want... Jules has constipation and he wants to pangsai. He's in not good a mood... Hehehe... Nice one Tiong...

Ricky and Sheryl gettin all x colleague lovey dovey...

Me molesting the 3 gals... LG... Life's good. Please hire/pay me LG.

King of TI towering over Sheryl. She damn kau layan... Hehehe...

Well... another good drinking night. It's a shame that we had to end it early. Jules has a meeting in the morning and the nigga has to be awake by 7. So I guess we'll be drinking during this coming weekend. Oh yeah... also met Vanessa who's a total babe at Sid's. Will be drinking with her soon. Stay tuned for more updates...

Hmmm... Drank again. Was not planning to drink at all today. My mum is here in PJ, so we went for dinner in Soul'ed Out. Ordered a Guinness Draft as it was 'Happy Hour" mar. Mana tahu.. it's not discounted price but buy 1 free 1. So I was basically forced to drink 2 pints.

Went to BSC in bangsar to meet up with some chicks. Stephannie called me for drinks there. Who am I to say no to a hot babe... Anyways, I think the pub is called George & Dragon. Basically it's an uncle pub... but had the companionship of 3 chicks. So that made it all better. Talked cock sing song there lar. The usual Tiong stuff. Drank till midnight there and had 3 more pints of Guinness.

Called Nikki whom I have not seen for ages. Picked her ass up in Damansara Perdana. Went to TTDI Plaza (as usual) and instead of going to Waikiki Too for drinks, we went to a pool joint to shoot some balls. Ordered a bucket of Heineken. I had 2 more bottles there. Nikki's is pretty good. Although I absolutely kicked her ass in pool.. she's pretty impressive. I have never played with a gal that plays better. She can pot 3-4 balls consecutively. And oh... she owes me a dance... topless dance. Cause I beat her one game without her potting a single ball. Sweet!!!

Tuesday tomolo. Haven't drank with Jules for a while. I still got a full bottle of Black Label in Perfume. Mebbe I'll go tomolo. We'll see how I feel in da morning....

Gavin... Happy marriage life. We were all pretty pissed. A good night. As usual.. driniking to the max is always brilliant. I'm just pissed off I came home home to see Arsenal get kicked in the ass again. Please lar... Realli want me to quit watching football meh???