After mandi... it's 5.26am. It's a Saturday.. or it was a Saturday night. Started with me and Adrians (as the lady boss would call my boss) going to a Tiger Beer event. Once again, we're the 2 oldest fuckers in the party. We grab a beer... proceed to the end part of HQNine and chill there with our drinks. Fucks... this is the second blogger event we have been to that we're old. I hate to admit it... but the fuckin crowd is all "tau kei". Those mutha fuckas make me wish I was 10 yrs younger.

5.32 am and I can hear birds chirping outside my window. Anyways... Adrians and i proceed to Wine @ Nine which is a pool place at TTDI. I drink 2 pints of Guinnness and kick Adrian's ass in pool (sorry boss, but you suck). We finish pool at 10 ish and I drop his ass home. I then drive to Gashaus at TTDI for further drinking with the Dons...

After 2 beers, 2 pints of Guinness.. I'm feelin a slight buzz. I am the 1st to reach Gashaus. I order a jug of beer and start drinking. Vincent is the 1st to arrive... followed by Julian. We down the jug of beer and order a bottle of Black Label. We obviously finish the bottle. Tissa arrives soon and we order more beer. Wendy (the hot chick) arrives later in the night. We proceed to order 5 more jugs of beer and drink kau kau.

At 4 ish... all of us were pretty much mabuks. Instead of the normal Dharoos... we opt to go to Murni in SS2. I order a roti bawang... Jules orders a "Lou Shue Fann" and so does Vincent. And on the safe/ glutton side... they order a chicken chop as well. Tissa orders a "Triple H" which consist of eggs, sausage & cheese (now that's some good shit). We finish all that we ordered and decided that we better go home. Here are some pics from our wild/ late Saturday night (fucking birds are still chirping). Oh yeah... by the way, we're drinking on Sunday night.



I start pretty sober at he Tiger event...

Adrian and I grab 2 bottles each.

And the night in Gashaus gets moving with the bottle of Black.

Ah Ju making sure everyone has their ice and mixer.

Thanks for the water mixer Ju...

I think we're pretty high by now. Wait... let me mistype high... We were hihg...

Some lamb with baguette. I only ordered this after I was pretty wasted. Anyways... it was damn kau nice.

Ju, Vin, Wendy & Tissa...

This would be a pic of the whole gang. I actually asked some random chick to help us take this pic. Thank you gal with pair of boobs....

This woman is cute. Er... Marry me? Now?? Soon?? Some time in the future? In my fucking dreams?? (Literally)

Nah... Not Champagne. It's just beer.

Tissa... Smoke less dude, you fucking Chimney...

Cheers niggas...

Hell yeah.. Brother shake...

Drinking my share...

Bloody tired... "Fei Cher" go home...

Well... it is 5.02 in the morning. Can't blame me ya...

Wow... What a night. It was Wednesday and my X colleagues from Direct Access have agreed to get mabuks. Albert and I go for 'Tai Chau" in Uptown before we start drinking. After makan, it was around 8.30. So we drive to Perfume at TTDI Plaza and start drinking. I had a bottle of Black Label there. Albert and I actually polish off the bottle between us. At 9.30, Aerone joins us. He and Albert share and open another bottle of Black Label and a jug of beer. And 1/2 an hour later, Edwin joins the gang. We finish off the 2nd bottle of whisky and drink the beer with straws. I would say that we were pretty mabuks by then.

If I remember correctly, it was already 12.30 and Michelle got off work (she's one of the pub gals). So she suggest we go to HQNine. Cincai me obviously agrees to go lar. She has another Philipino friend working there. I open another bottle of Black there. I thought I heard that the bottle was 340 bucks. But when I get the bill... it's actually 379 bucks. Fucks man... that's farkin expensive. Really liquid gold ar. We drink 1/2 a bottle and Albert says that he wants to chau the scene. So Edwin suggest that we go to KL, behind Times Square.

There is suppose to be this dodgy place where you have gals "pui chor" and performers singing on the stage and you can buy and hang flowers in show of support. By the time we got there, it was already 2.30 in the morning. All the chicks also cabut already. But don't care lar... since we arrive liau we still order drinks. Edwin bought the round. I think it was 140 bucks for 9 cans of beer. Price is pretty okay lar. There were these 3 sisters who are the stage singers. They lepak with the 3 of us as all the other "pui chor" gals have cabuted. The 3 of them are from Taiping and they speak Hokkien. Sweet... Hehehe. The oldest one is 24 and the youngest gal is 18. The 18 yr old was the cutest among them.

At 3 ish, the gals also wanted to cabut. So 3 guys in a big pub seems kinda dumb. We decide to go to "Fei Kai" at Pudu for "Supfast" as in supper breakfast. By the time we finish makan, it was already 4 in the morning. I don't really remember driving back cause I think I was super high. Another good night. The only problem was that when I woke up at 12pm, my fucking head was throbbing. I felt like a bag of shit. Went downstairs to cook Maggi Mee and swallowed 2 biji of Panadol. After that, I slept till 5 is in the evening and felt better.

I actually just got back from Badminton with my homies. Good to sweat it out and be healthy after an unhealthy night. Anyways.. here are some pics from yesterday's wild night...



This is how the night started. Whisky is always good.

Aerone and I. At this stage, still sober lar.

Albert and I. Either he loves my titties or he's a big fan of O.J.

Michelle and I. Yeah... she's hot. BTW... here real name is Magdalena.

I'm wearing her earring on me left ear.

Edwin and I. He actually came out although he's nursing an injured knee. Now... that's what I call a hardcore drinker.

The X colleagues. Bloody drunkards...

Edwin making sure Albert "liaus" his beer with his straw.

"Liau" ar....

I think it's a fact that all drinkers look happy when "high".

Edwin drinking his share.

Aerone "liauing" his share as well.

The guy's a pretty good drinker. Here we are at HQNine and the dude still looks sober.

Michelle and I. We can get more cozy here as she already lepas kerja. Now hanging out as friends. Hehehe...

This is the place behind Times Square. I actually don't remember the name of the place. If I am not mistaken, I didn't see a signboard with an English name. I think it was all in Mandarin. Typically Ah Beng hangout. Sweet...

A happening water fountain outside the pub. I don't know if I was impressed because it was nice or I was impressed because I was drunk. You know what they say... alcohol can make things look... better...

Although singing is not for customers, since there were no one else in the pub, they allow Aerone and I to have our karaoke session.

I think I know why I am fat. Drinking makes you feel... hungry. We had a damn heavy meal. All the food we ate cost 45 bucks. Thanks for gettin the bill Aerone...

I don't know why I took this pic. It's right outside my house and I am obviously waiting for the light to turn green. See... I'm a law abiding citizen. Hehe...

Fucks... I'm bloody drunk. It's 4.33 am and I am not sure if I know what I am typing. Dammit... Damn a lot of typos but I'm correcting as I am typing. Got some pics from the night. But I don't think I can and will be patient enough to upload and wait. I'll type and upload some pics tomolo.. Till then... Cheers...

Sober Wednesday night. Didn't drink tonight. Went for a movie instead. Watched Terminator Salvation. Pretty good show. Danny actually sms'ed me a small plot of the movie this afternoon. As soon as I saw the word Terminator, I stopped reading his sms. All my friends tend to try to sabo my movie experience. Hehe...

Went to Ah Sang Bah Kut Teh behind pusat perabot LDP for lunch. The BKT there is pretty good. Albert and I got there at 12.30pm. We made sure we got there before lunch time as the place fills up pretty quick. Paid 27 bucks for the 2 of us. I would say it's pretty reasonably priced.

Tomorrow my banker x colleagues and I are planning to get drunk and wasted in Perfume at TTDI. It's been a while since I last went out mabuk with them so I'm definitely looking forward to the session. Lets hope we get wasted tomorrow and I'll post the pics of tomorrow night's chaos.

Back tracking a bit... it was Friday night. Went to Sid's at TTDI. The place was bloody packed. I was there with Abu, his wifey Karen, and Paul aka Paula (he's a dick.. as in a guy. Not dick as in asshole dick). Hehe... Anyways, We all ordered a pint of Guinness. Abu ordered some mushroom thingy with some nice sauce which you eat with toast. Pussy Paula says he can't drink without having dinner. So he has 1/4 of his Guinness... and I drink the balance (I never say no to alcohol). We then go to a place which serves pork for dinner...

So... this place is hidden somewhere in BU. Abu's bro... Chuen, is a farkin regular there. He is buds with the cook at the restaurant. I must say, I am bloody impressed with the food there. I have always believed that a place which serves pork must be supported by the non Muslims. If the dude who opened the shop believes that non Muslims are gonna eat his food... I don't think we should disappoint him. Anyways, they have really nice food. I recomend the Pork Loin Chop. It's porkie chop with apple sauce. Bloody nice. I'm drooling thinking about it. Then they have a burger called the "Reverse Burger". Instead of a piece of meat between 2 buns... it's a piece of bun between 2 pieces of meat. That's bloody sweet. Hehe...

Anyways... back to the night. So, after dinner, we drive to Zouk for drinks. As usualy, we drink like there is no tomorrow. Would have been great if Danny came. But since he has quit drinking, didn't call him in order not to tempt him. Anyways Dans... really proud of you that you have managed to quit drinking. Respect dude... respect. As usual. I start taking pics once I start drinking. So here are some of the pics from that night.

As usual.. I was high. I end up driving to McD to tah pau supper as Abu and Paula did not want to makan. I still remember what I had. 1 fillet O' Fish, 1 Milo ais, and 1 Apple pie. I slept well after supper... Ahhh.... Bliss...

Hideous Feet Competition

Don't ask me why... but we're having a competition for ugliest feet. Please view the pics below and vote for your favourite ugly feet. We'll just name them to make it easier for you.


We'll call this fella "Naked"

We'll call this fella "Quicksilver"

We'll call this fella "Crocs"

We'll call this fella "Reef"

And we'll call this fella "Asadi"

I'm sure I'll be the loser of the "Ugly Feet" competition because my feet look great. Hehe...

Thursday night. I can drink as much as I want as I am now jobless and I can sleep till the sun burns my ass. So I call my buds from Teluk Intan and meet up with them in Puchong. They regularly drink in a pub called Jenga. I realli have no idea why they like the place so much. A jug of beer cost 40 bucks and the waitress are... lets say, not young. I guess having karaoke is a plus point for them. Chuan always likes to sing songs sung by Chinese singers who are ugly with long hair. I have no idea why, but when I look at the tv screen... the singers are the typical Ah Bengs. So as long as u see the MTV of a singer who is ugly with long hair, it's Ah Chuan's turn to sing. Drinking in Jenga is proof that it does not matter where you drink... it's who you drink with.

State of the art washroom ventilation system.

The not so impressive looking throne.

All the guys playing dice and cards in order to get the rest to drink more.

Chuan looking merry.

Soh Thong Hee aka Sotong singing his heart out.

Sotong still singing...

Sotong wasted and feeling cold. Har har har...

The only problem with drinking in Puchong is that it's bloody far from my house but the pub feel and company makes it all worth while...